Tom & Joe round two! This one’s been sitting there for a while and since I’m finding things to procrastinate on, I thought I might as well wrap it up and post it.
I’m trying to take a quick nap before a long night of grappling with words, ideas, and concepts; but my overactive/ overstressed/ overused brain won’t stop going on wild tangents. So I go, “Screw the nap, I might as well be procrastinating.” Yeah, not a very smart idea. I know.
Toni Braxton – Unbreak My Heart Heard this song on the bus to school this morning, can’t get it out of my mind.
Anyhooo I present to you, Tom & Joe, a random little skit that popped into my head while I was trying not to think:
Her love and knight of a fortnight,
left to claim his throne in a kingdom forgotten.
A day she waited for his return,
he never came back nor call.
While worried sick and growing white,
came knocking the nemesis with news of begotten.
Dreadful lies left heart to burn,
yet, a desperado she stood tall:
Come what may and let hell condemn!
(Thus the end of my amateur rhyme.)
I don’t typically do this, I mean I’ve never done it before. Y’know, writing this whole extended scene that sort of works itself into the (anti-)fan fic category. (Read as anti-fan fic not anti fan-fic.) Anyway, here’s something silliness for y’all to read!
Frou Frou – Holding Out for a Hero
ACT I: At Mrs. Lovett’s Meat Pie Shop
Enters Edward Cullen with his hair in “casual disarray“, purportedly sexay but in fact resembles a bird’s nest after an egg beater swirled around for maximal effect.
She takes a big breath, inhaling and filling her lungs with fresh air. Tucking a few strands of hair behind each ear, she strolls the streets aimlessly for some distraction. And she finds it.